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Evil Empire [EvEm] December 13, 2001
Rebems Gripe List

Author: Rebem
Modified: December 10, 1998 - 16:41:08
Created: April 3, 1998

Living up to my reputation as the cynic of EvEm, I list the things I HATE in Quake...

Ok, here we go with my HATE list. Let me know if you agree or not, and if you have any to add!

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11/8/98

  • Birthday parties at GW ;-P

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16/5/98

  • The Quake comedian. You know, those tossers that are always making smart comments, always have something to say just after they frag you. These losers probably have a bunch of insults bound to keys!
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  • Campers - nah, not really, they're easier to kill when they stay still!
  • Lag - doesn't everyone??? T1 lines for all!
  • Disconnections
  • People who don't capture the flag. Now this REALLY pisses me off! Why run around hanging on to the flag if you can capture it???
  • People who stand over the flag. Oh man, last night I had the flag with about 3 enemy behind me and some BASTARD was camping on our flag! Fucking loser.
  • The BFG. Only when I don't have it. :)
  • When Xtro joins the opposite team. Bastard.
  • When I have my favourite tech and I get railed.
  • The sandpaper feeling in my eyes after two hours straight Quaking.
  • Forgetting to change weapons and trying to grapple someone to death.
  • Guys who play in chicks skins. Hmmmmmm, still trying to work these cross dressers out! Yeah, yeah I know the rumours about the female model being skinnier and harder to hit...
  • Dying - goes without saying really.
  • Players who don't give way to flag carriers.
  • Whingers / complainers. "Even up the teams", "It's not fair", "No BFGs please" you know the crap they go on about. PLAY or DISCONNECT you LOSERS.
  • Friendly fire without cause. Why the fuck do people fire on their own team???
  • Running out of ammo, changing to the grapple, then trying to change back....NOTHING HAPPENS!!!!
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  • Picking up the phone while you're online...disconnection NNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Thanks to Harmer for these gems:
  • People that say anything beginning with "camp" regarding ctf. It's F#*king defence!
  • People that don't declare that they ARE going to use the BFG ignoring the consensus.
  • Being grappled to death.


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