I found this great message on quake.axg.net by posted by The Beast [KN2]....
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Dear Mr Acidburn,
It has come to our attention at the Department of Lamer Evictions (DOLE) that you have been living at No. 1 Lamoid Rd, Lamerville for some considerable time now and have paid no dues or contributed in any positive way what-so-ever to the Greater City of Cool Dudes in which your isolated suburb lies.
In particular I refer to your recent attempts to fraudulently convince Cool Dude authorities that you had something original and worthy to contribute to our community but on inspection it seems your so called 'Frag Pipe' is nothing but a mosiac of plagerised work from various members of our more respectable community.
Further to this point you currently 'host' two sites, one which is the lamest rip off of a hot site (http://afc/axg/net/) DOLE has ever seen, even for a lamerville resident. The second has elements of various other sites, some reaching as far as abroad, your cheap and nasty deeds have not gone unnoticed however. You should know that your reputation as a rip-off and copy merchant is becoming widespread and soon the good people of the Greater City of Cool Dudes will have no choice but to effect a full eviction from our fair land. We here at DOLE will have no choice but to help arm our citizens with pointy objects with which to poke the living fraud out you.
You have two choices. Choice number one is to remain a resident of Lamerville, and continue to try in vain to convince us you have an ounce of class with poor efforts such as your 'servers' - which are probably the most laughable affair. DOLE does not recommend the above choice for reasons mentioned in paragraph three.
Choice number two is to save up some Credibility (the official currency of the city of Cool Dudes) and buy a nice small site far from Lamerville (or at least just on the outskirts as most other rates are probably a bit high for someone like you). I should mention the only way to get Credibility that we at DOLE will accept is to be seen as at least a mildly original contributor to our community. This would involve:
a) developing a site that was useful at a few things rather than bad at a whole series of things,
b) removing or redesigning graphics which are not only clearly copies of other peoples but bad ones at that,
c) not advertise several 'servers' the majority of which cannot run simultaneously and at best run well below the standard our City Regulations require,
d) refusing to 'host' sites that do not meet the above mention standards,
e) not use multiple identities to attempt to con the people of the Greater City of Cool Dudes that you have infact met these standards and are a worthy citizen.
Thank you for your time, we trust you will act on this information as soon as possible.
The Beast - DOLE Public Realtions Officer
DOLE - Recycling is for cans, not for web sites.
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Thankyou Beast... couldn't have said it better if I tried.