Once Upon a Time there was a Shopping Centre.
There was a shop there called "Crazy Man Hot Dogs", which was owned by a Crazy Man who sold Hot Dogs
He was usually kept in check by his nurse, who used a Tranquiliser Gun to keep him happy.
One day, Painter Man came to buy a Hot Dog.
He bought it, and then he left the store.
He looked into the Hotdog to discover that his Weiner was lonely, wrapped in its Bread Jacket.
Feeling sorry for the Weiner, he called out to Crazy Man "Oi! Fat Boy! I want some Tomato Sauce and Onions for my Hot Dog!"
Crazy Man was angry, so he jumped out of his store, and threw his patented "Onion Bits Floating in Tomato Puree" at Painter Man.
This was just as the Nurse came, who was too late to give Crazy Man his Tranquiliser.