"Who I reckon deserves the lamer award:
You know when sometimes you're on IRC, or some other internet talk medium and some little warez shit-boy comes along with their ASCII name and their >:) l8r speach. Doesn't it just piss you off? And then you make some little comment like "i thought most people grew out of ascii after a couple of days on the net" and the warez dude starts bull-shiting on about how your modem is about to explode cos they are going to 'NUKE' it.
That really gets me laughing. Watching some jerk of a 13 year-old kid threating to 'NUKE' my modem. I have never once been sucsessfully nuked, heard of anyone being nuked or even experienced any sort of lag from a nuke attack and watching these net newbie kids shout at you with such conviction they can nuke you is just soo funny. It kinda gets annoying though. I want to just give them a smack across the face and tell them to wake up to the real world but they are just so arrogant and don't know when to give up.
To all you 13yo warez dicks, I'm sorry to ruin your fantasy but I'm afraid i'm going to have to break it to you. There is no such thing as nuking which actually harms your modem. Writing E3L1TE, d00d, >:) and 'dont fuck wif me otherwise u wont know what da fuck hit u when I CmCp the crap outta u' will not make you a cool warez hacker. Oh and there is no easter bunny either.
They are the ultimate internet lamer (even more so than the AOL/big bond idiots who I have to just laugh at cause they are so clueless with technology :p)
-Toothpick [JAG]"
