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Editorials > Chucking > Well Chuck me Stupid and call me Sally

Yes, some more of the public has responded to my articles on chucking. I must be on the right track because no one seems to have blatently called me an idiot and disagreed with me outright. Yet. (If you want to disagree do it now damn it! Come on, I dare ya!)

Anyway, I don't know how long this one has been sitting in my inbox because I didn't check after I figured the only person who was going to respond was Kemosabe. Obviously I was wrong because I checked and Kelp decided to throw his two cents into the ring. Still, he's a funny guy, and here's his point of view on the topic.

"There is nothing wrong with the gl.

If ppl are going to whinge about players who run around lobbing grenades at every entrance, then they can whinge about every other weapon.

Blaster - Wayyy too powerful - very dangerous with quad.

Shotgun - Highly accurate weapon - can take truckloads of health off with single shots.

MachineGun - Very annoying - persistant players can win the level with this one - must be banned.

ChainGun - Fires way too fast - completely unfair (JAG excluded)

SuperShotgun - Single Shot kills - unfair

Way too much fire radius - could hit team mates.

Grenade Launcher - Chucking - need i say more? Yeah ban it.

Rocket Launcher -Too powerful. Can do jumps with this one - unfair

Railgun - Direct hit weapon - must have lag (unfair)Way too easy to kill ppl with.

BFG10K - Kill too many ppl at once - unfair. This one is a definate scratching.

Why don't we just run around hitting ppl with big rulers wearing tutus (otherwise we might have an advantage cause our skin is hard to see).

Sounds like quakers are turning into whinging cottesloe residents. Play the bloody game - if you don't like it then DON'T PLAY. Ppl will call you a "chucker" "loser" "lamer" "campa" or generally anything their mothers would hit them for saying because you fragged em.

The world is full of whingers.

Kelp."

My sentiments exactly. Except the part about Cottesloe residents, I have absolutely no idea what he means by that......


Author:
[EvEm]_Omen
Created:
December 19, 1998
Modified:
December 20, 1998 - 07:40:57 PM


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