Evil Empire has been kidnapped
Posted by Xtro / 20021026-06:06:29 GMT+8
Category / Evil Empire
Category / Evil Empire
To [EvEm]_Matmos,
I have kidnapped the Evil Empire website. To show I mean business I have placed Relic's Uber-Windtunnel PC in the hands of "Evil Omen" the most blood thristy IT worker in history. There it will remain in agony until my demands are met:
- Twiki must die, quickly but make sure it squeals in agony as it goes
- Moveable Type must be installed
- The Content must be migrated to Moveable Type
- All references to Twiki must be wiped, scoured, torched from all surfaces at Evil Empire, and if you can lend me a tounge scraper so I can scrape the taste of it from my mouth I'd be greatful
- Matmos responds favourably to my love letters
- Did I meantion Twiki must die?
- Jelly and icecream for desert
Matmos, I await your response.
This is a static archive of the Evil Empire Mark V web site.
Well if I ever run out of spam I know where to come to get my hourly fix.