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My Holiday on FarCry Island

It was the worst holiday I ever took. Read on to find out why and see my holiday snaps.

When I finally found my room it was grimy and smelly.

And apparently you had to source your own food. I hadn't packed any with me so the island's wild pigs were the only other choice.

I didn't relish the thought of 2 whole weeks in this room eating wild pig, so I decided to see what I could do on my holidays. Surely an island as beautiful as this had a million things to do?

The available reading material left a lot to be desired, so I headed outside.

The brouchure had mentioned bird watching was popular... sure if you were facinated by seaguls.

I needed something fun and adventurous.

The bloke at the lobby counter suggested I go buggy driving, but when I found it, someone had wrecked it a week ago and it was out of action.

There was water skiing, but these guys were hogging the boat all day.

When I went back the next day, they had beached it. I was getting annoyed.

Next I went and tried aerial bungy jumping, but these guys wouldn't get off so I could have a turn. Now I was getting mad.

It turned out to be lucky for me because the next day that helicopter crashed and burned.

The hygene in the place was so bad, the guests all got this killer plague and died.

Now I was crazy mad and I guess I lost my temper and shot up the place a little bit.

This turned out to be a bad idea because they penalised me by disabling my satelite television.

This was the only thing left to do on the island. I spent the remaining week sulking.

So that was why it was the worst holiday I ever took.

The end.

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