Relic's Battlefield Text Adventure
Category / Humour
You are in a bunker with exits to the north and south. There is a
medical cabinet in the corner.
Do you
a) Go north
b) Go south
c) Cower near the medical supplies
>> go north
Your base is here. There are several small buildings to the south and
a hangar to the west. A flag waves happily in the wind. It is yours.
You wave back.
The enemy base is to the north east.
Do you
a) Go west and hijack a plane before anyone else gets in
b) Go south - that cabinet sounds more enticing after all.
c) Go north east and take on the some foes!
>> go north
The desert opens up before you in all directions. You hear the sounds
of battle to the east.
You see a UH60L Black Hawk on the horizon. There are two Hellfire
missiles to the north east. They are heading in your direction.
Do you
a) Switch to your stinger and take that thing down.
b) Aim for the fuel tank and fire your pistol like in the movies.
c) Take cover behind that stack of yellow drums.
>>fire stinger
I see no stinger here.
You have died in a comical fashion thanks to some fancy ragdoll physics.
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