function getSiteSlogan() {
	var num = getRandom(SLOGAN_ARRAY.length-1);
	return SLOGAN_ARRAY[num];
}

var SLOGAN_ARRAY = [
"Serving the gaming community for over a century",
"More fun than drunken midget boxing",
"With a +1 bonus to kickass!",
"Resistance is futile",
"A glass and a half of evil in every page",
"All the gaming news everyone else saw fit to post as well",
"More useless crap than any other gaming website",
"The last place to visit for the first time",
"YEAH!, FUCK YEAH!!",
"Got Evil?",
"Are you running around naked yet?",
"Just when you thought we got a life...",
"We don\'t sell albatross",
"Granulated Gaming Goodness",
"Legitimate gaming at its worst",
"Say \"Hey Bruce, can you build me a shed?\"",
"All of contents are no additional. Its burned to a crisp with all our heart",
"The warning sentence regarding surreptitious use of design and infringement of copyright",
"Don't you love people, They are so stuipd.",
"A large number of mice were dizzy because they had nibbled a lot of \"bango\"",
"One of biggest hangouts of fat, four eyed, nose picking nerds on the net." ,
"The Internet™. Where you can taunt other peoples spelling and gramar.",
"Knife-a goes in, a-guts come out.",
"But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills, you\'re from two different worlds.",
"so this is how victory feels.",
"Take your gaming to the next level.",
"Web translators sense okay make not they don\'t.",
"Nay, we are but men",
"No news is EvEm news",
"We don't need to see your identification",
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Only 4 minutes from this restaurant.",
"Tungsten carbide drills! What the bloody hell\'s tungsten carbide drills?"
];